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For security reasons, we don't store your credit card information at all. Not on paper, not electronically, we just don't store it at all.

Any personally identifiable information that we do store (your name, email address, etc.) is encrypted using 256 bit encryption.

If you allow us send you marketing emails, we'll use this very sparingly to remind you that we still exist, in the hope that you'll remember us when you next need something printed. We'll use underhand tactics such as offering you discounts, freebies and interesting information. If you change your mind and don't want any marketing emails, each email will always have a prominent unsubscribe button and we'll take you off the mailing list immediately. We won't even whine at you at all. We aim to send out an email once a month, but this is very much an aspiration rather than a guarantee. So please don't despair if you don't hear from us for longer than that.

If you ever want us to delete your user account from our database, just ask the helpdesk and it will be done promptly. Please remember that every single business in the UK is required by law to keep certain records, for example your invoices.

You can read the full details of our privacy policy in the help section, just follow the menu.

We are voluntarily registered with the Information Commissioner's Office (ICO).